Jon Snow (song_of_ice) | 05/03 | tfln | I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Sansa Stark (clashings) | 05/03 | tfln | I’m sorry, some of us commonfolk don’t have access to steady dick.
Brienne of Tarth (chivalrouswench) | 05/03 | tfln | Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Gendry (smithing) | 05/04 | tfln | You called him a sneaky little bastard and I distinctly recall saying 'I resemble that remark'.
Theon Greyjoy (octopod) | 05/11 | tfln | If I bang your sister are we still cool?
Jon Snow (winterdragon) | 05/11 | tfln | Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the tavern, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
The Hound (morethanbark) | 05/11 | tfln | Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Robb Stark (riverruns) | 05/11 | tfln | I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... I can't go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Bran Stark (formerlyknown) | 05/11 | tfln | I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40 dollars.
Brienne of Tarth (servility) | 05/11 | tfln | As your friend, I'm going to congratulate you for winning that fist fight. But as Lady Sansa's sworn sword, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Beric Dondarrion (sixtimesdead) | 05/11 | tfln | You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that tavern.
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